Thursday, May 24, 2012

Sneak Peek at The Great EGO

I thought I would share with ya'll some of the routines and gags out of my upcoming film, The Great EGO. In this movie, Jack and Patch the Pirates (who are identical, by the way) must set out to save Christmas, and to save their friend Phil from the clutches of the sinister organization called "EGO." This little routine comes out of a section where Phil is in prison guarded by EGO's Captain-of-the-Guard.

Phil: Hey guard, wanna let me out?
Captain of the Guard: No!
Phil: Hey guard, PLEEase let me out?
Captain of the Guard: no
Phil: Well that’s just rude!
Captain of the Guard: Oh, you’re killing me
Phil (brings out notepad, writing): 50 Percent progress