Jack (Jack and Patch come to doors): We challenge you to single
combat!
Captain of the Guard: You gonna keep fighting
with fruit?
Jack: Patch will fight as bravely as he ever has!
Captain of the Guard: Perfect! We’ll have the undertaker standing by with two identical
coffinsObviously, the organization EGO has little faith in the combative powers of fruits and vegetables.
LOL. 'Nough said. :)
ReplyDeleteGlad you keep finding these routines humorous. My brother and I worked for a long time to optimize a long string of funny jokes. Maybe soon I will release the costume designs of Jack and Patch the Pirates.... would that interest my movie fans?
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