[Jack’s hand picks up potato] : While I am making the diversion (grabs potato) you will plant C4 next to the gate, and blow up the gate!
[default view] Patch, sitting, blank wall as back: Sir, that is a potato
[All Jack scenes are table]: Oh, so it is. Well, I suppose you could blow up a gate with a potato. (pause…) And then you climb the guard tower or towers with this rope! (holds up bean)
Patch: Sir, that is a single bean.
Jack: Well at least it is not a married bean… then you will cover your escape with these motion sensing explosives!
Jack goes on with more bright ideas... but I will save those for when I finally get this thing filmed and you get to see the real production!